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October 30th, 2007 at 8:40 pmIs this thing on?
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October 31st, 2007 at 11:11 pmIt looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit all the branches!
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jeanette
November 1st, 2007 at 4:41 pmhi wanna get me a chicken caesar wrap with no olives. thanks boob.
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la capi
November 1st, 2007 at 11:52 pmI’m gonna squirt!!! AAIEEEEE CUMMM SHOWER
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Nick
November 3rd, 2007 at 4:53 pmI haven’t changed my underwear in three days!
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November 3rd, 2007 at 4:54 pmLet me see yer wallet ese
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November 3rd, 2007 at 4:56 pmListen…THIS IS NOT A JOKE. I’m cold, I’m alone, and I haven’t eaten in 3 days. I think the other Widgets are planning something…HELP ME-For the love of GOD!
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November 3rd, 2007 at 4:57 pmStop procrastinating you lazy bastard!
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November 3rd, 2007 at 4:58 pmYou throw me against the wall one more time and I swear to God I’ll come out there and teach YOU a fucking lesson you wont soon forget!!
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November 3rd, 2007 at 4:59 pmWhy CANT a woodchuck chuck anyway?
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November 3rd, 2007 at 5:00 pmDON’T FUCK THIS UP!!!
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November 3rd, 2007 at 5:01 pmOh come on, not you AGAIN!!
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November 3rd, 2007 at 5:05 pmDon’t have a cow man!
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November 3rd, 2007 at 5:06 pmIs it just me, or do I look a bit like “Tink the Hooker” in this getup??
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Hikaru-no-Jutsu
November 4th, 2007 at 12:25 amDamn, my job sucks.
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Ze
November 5th, 2007 at 5:17 pmfuck my vag is huge
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toni
November 5th, 2007 at 6:44 pmfuck you bitches!
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November 5th, 2007 at 7:34 pmstinky pinky got peed on by hobos
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sammyj
November 5th, 2007 at 7:36 pmZe likes it in her butt
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November 5th, 2007 at 7:42 pmLINDSAY! do homework
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deek
November 6th, 2007 at 10:50 amhey, anyone from England out there?
ps - i want Deek’s cock in my ass and pussy!!
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Scott
November 8th, 2007 at 1:05 pmI think the Google widget died, it smells funny.
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chyla pugh
November 8th, 2007 at 3:29 pmHey Savannah. :]
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November 8th, 2007 at 3:29 pmSavannah butt!
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November 8th, 2007 at 3:30 pmYo savannah butt!
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November 8th, 2007 at 3:30 pmPoke me!
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Whitney
November 8th, 2007 at 3:36 pmHey cutie, looken sexi!
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Gabriella caprisehungitoku
November 8th, 2007 at 7:44 pmI got it from my mama, I got it from my mama
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Paige
November 9th, 2007 at 1:46 am二本後
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November 9th, 2007 at 1:47 pmI’m all alone, I’m hungry, i think the other widgets are after me.
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November 9th, 2007 at 1:50 pmI’m so sleepy, i will probably fall down into a seasure and start twitchen on the floor then the teacher will hit me with a tazor then ill start doing the runner man till my big toe falls off…
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November 9th, 2007 at 1:55 pmi need a toco, i need toco or ill expload.
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November 9th, 2007 at 1:56 pmCare bears don’t care worth a crap!!
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November 9th, 2007 at 1:57 pmI love you! ^.^
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November 9th, 2007 at 9:14 pmThere are 6 basic steps to CPT coding!!!!!!!
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Seth Moore
November 10th, 2007 at 2:29 pmPick me up one more time and It’s on!!
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Johnnyboy
November 10th, 2007 at 4:22 pmI think I’m going to spank my monkey now.
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November 12th, 2007 at 12:25 pmShall i put this finger up your ass and massage your prostate?
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patty
November 13th, 2007 at 2:00 amhullo! how are you today? urm, looking a bit chubby though. you better go yawgging!
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November 13th, 2007 at 2:04 ami want a pet doraemon, miniature horse, and a pink elephant!
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Robert
November 14th, 2007 at 1:24 pmmy underwear is all bunchy.
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November 14th, 2007 at 1:27 pmpleasure pain are equal in a clear heart
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November 14th, 2007 at 1:29 pmI’d love to give you something
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November 14th, 2007 at 1:30 pmwe don’t see the bones we walk on
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November 14th, 2007 at 1:31 pmif you’re not going anywhere, any road is the right one
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November 14th, 2007 at 1:32 pmwhy is it all so beutiful this fake dream
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November 14th, 2007 at 1:37 pmRevenge is sweet, but fruitless. If you stand by the river long enough, the body of your enemy will float by.
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November 14th, 2007 at 6:33 pm:]
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November 14th, 2007 at 6:34 pmPeanuts are like people, you have to undress them before you can eat em.
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November 14th, 2007 at 6:35 pmFuck it harder bitch! i like your dick in me!
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Susan
November 15th, 2007 at 12:43 amThere are only two things I can’t stand in this life: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures…and the French!
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November 15th, 2007 at 12:44 amStacy’s mom has got it goin’ on
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Brad
November 15th, 2007 at 1:20 amLet’s pretend I am thinking of you as a drag queen. trust me it will put a smile on your Face.
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November 15th, 2007 at 1:21 amI have gas not crabs!
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November 15th, 2007 at 1:25 amI do not look like Britney going to Hyde nightclub!!
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Lacapi
November 15th, 2007 at 2:23 amONO! MONKEY ATTACKS!
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November 15th, 2007 at 3:05 amlet’s eat pork!
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November 15th, 2007 at 3:08 amhello… do you like it when I act like I own your ass? then I am your god and you do what I say! act like a piggy!
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November 15th, 2007 at 1:49 pmDon’t forget the peanut butter!
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November 15th, 2007 at 1:50 pmHey you over there! Come over here! Yeah, thats right. . . im talking to you!
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November 15th, 2007 at 7:42 pmI got three kids! where are they! I gave them some pipes and a rock they be fine! Ones even got pink eye!
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November 15th, 2007 at 7:49 pmI KNow this gay man… http://www.myspace.com/bradcreative .. he writes songs i was amazed they were not about sucking C*CK. HE IS ON YOUTUBE AS WELL http://www.youtube.com/bradcreative. HE IS THE GAYEST GAY I EVER SEEN!! I like this homo friends!
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dallas valerian
November 16th, 2007 at 7:16 am‘Lo, sailor. New in town?
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La Capi
November 16th, 2007 at 11:26 am現在，我能說中文
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kate
November 18th, 2007 at 1:38 ami like rocks.
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Drew.C
November 18th, 2007 at 10:06 pmPlease, I will kill Hayden, so don’t stop me. Austa La Vista baby!
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Daniel
November 19th, 2007 at 7:01 amI have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding Tell me what to say!, but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong
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hunter
November 19th, 2007 at 11:32 amhey bitch
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November 19th, 2007 at 12:41 pmWhy dont you just FUCK OFF with your adverts, you fuckin’ loanshark, dregs of the earth wankpot.
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November 20th, 2007 at 8:16 pmstinky pinky has daft punk farts
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November 22nd, 2007 at 12:22 amPull my finger. No really. Do it.
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November 22nd, 2007 at 12:24 amMy cousin and I touched wieners. touched Wieners
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November 22nd, 2007 at 12:27 ami love you more than a fat person loves cake.
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Victoria
November 23rd, 2007 at 2:02 pmhey you! yeah you! you blob. stop sitting around or you’ll get blobbier.
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La Capi
November 23rd, 2007 at 6:01 pmPeace and love all my sisters and brothers!
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clokey
November 24th, 2007 at 5:32 amTouch me and i will kill u!!!
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November 24th, 2007 at 5:33 amI KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!
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November 24th, 2007 at 5:33 ami will hack your computer
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November 24th, 2007 at 7:35 pmStop fooling around and don’t make me come out of this computer and get you! Me and the other widgets have been talking, we’re tired of this! get busy!
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November 26th, 2007 at 9:20 amI like to pee myself in public
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November 26th, 2007 at 12:27 pmIt was a Run by fruiting!
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November 26th, 2007 at 12:28 pmBOO!
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i scared you.
:3
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November 26th, 2007 at 12:34 pmSanta says hi.
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November 26th, 2007 at 12:35 pmImma Duck! Sniff me!
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November 26th, 2007 at 12:35 pmIm a Dwagon . . . Wargh.
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ravin;RIOT
November 26th, 2007 at 1:16 pmRinga ginga magawaga eat muffins and die! you stufferless piggy
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November 26th, 2007 at 1:17 pmMCR ROCKS YOUR TOE SOCKS!
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November 26th, 2007 at 1:18 pm1,2,3,4 Tell me that you love me more O_O…RUN FOR THE HILLS SHE’S GOING TO EAT ME!
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November 26th, 2007 at 1:19 pmPoo!
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November 26th, 2007 at 1:53 pmYou know, it is a bit nipply this time of day…..
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November 26th, 2007 at 2:11 pmTo be? or not to be? That my friend, I don’t know
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Brat
November 26th, 2007 at 4:30 pmI love Joe Savell 4 Ever!!!
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master
November 26th, 2007 at 11:46 pmany one who said laughing cures everything never had gonorrhea
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November 26th, 2007 at 11:52 pmtheres only one good thing in life- cake
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November 26th, 2007 at 11:53 pmis there a keg in ur pants cause id like to tap that ass
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November 26th, 2007 at 11:54 pmim like goldfish, im the snack that smiles back
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November 26th, 2007 at 11:55 pmwhen gary told me he found Jesus, i thought, yahoo! we’re rich! but it turned out to be something different.
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November 26th, 2007 at 11:56 pmJesus loves you, the rest of us think you’re an idiot.
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November 26th, 2007 at 11:56 pmanyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of the rest of us.
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November 26th, 2007 at 11:57 pmcreativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
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November 28th, 2007 at 2:28 am‘ello, sailor. New in town? Need some ‘ellp wid dat?
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LOL
November 28th, 2007 at 6:44 pmdude u r the ugliest piece of crap for not paying attention to me lol……………………………ps come over with 75$…………….if u no wat i mean….
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jaina
November 30th, 2007 at 4:22 pmWaz up. wats been going on
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FIDGET P. WIZZLE
November 30th, 2007 at 4:50 pmI like big Butz and I can not lie
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nina
November 30th, 2007 at 6:14 pmI haven’t changed my bra in over like five weeks!!!!
P.S also my thong!!!
p.s.s i broke my mirror the morning
P.s.s.s i clogged my toiletcall me………..
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TangoKilo
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:12 amwhy don’t you get new shoes? With insoles!!
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December 3rd, 2007 at 12:38 pm2 In the PINK –> 1 In the STINK
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Amber
December 4th, 2007 at 2:12 pmYou can smoke to pounds of cali herb by yourself, then try to stand on your head, but no matter how high you get, you’ll never forget, the wonders of mary’s bed.
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December 4th, 2007 at 2:13 pmIt’s the silent wolf who is stalking.
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December 4th, 2007 at 2:14 pmPower to the Peaceful
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Power to the People
Blessed Be -
December 4th, 2007 at 2:15 pmIs minic a gheibhean beal oscailt diog dunta! (translation: An open mouth often catches a closed fist!)
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Dylan
December 4th, 2007 at 2:24 pmi love cort anderson!!!
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inari
December 5th, 2007 at 2:50 pmhey wats up inari
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Katarina
December 6th, 2007 at 5:20 amGlædelig Jul
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Hannah
December 7th, 2007 at 7:34 pmThe widgets are planing something, save me now!
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Doodler
December 8th, 2007 at 6:06 amOnce upon a time, I was a goddess.
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shu
December 9th, 2007 at 4:30 ami need more space, damn it.
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December 9th, 2007 at 7:15 pmA great pontificator once proclaimed, “three pence for the night but two for the day.”
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Aly
December 10th, 2007 at 10:25 amhihihihihihihihihihihihihihi!!!!!!!
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Allie
December 10th, 2007 at 7:50 pmoodles of noodles love poodles of kits and kaboodles!!!!! yippee doodles!
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La Capi
December 11th, 2007 at 11:18 amOMG HI LAURA!!!!!
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December 12th, 2007 at 9:45 amOMG! MY BOYFRIEND KISSED MY TEETH!!!
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December 12th, 2007 at 9:46 amHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI!
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December 12th, 2007 at 9:47 amTOUCH ME AND DIE!
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December 13th, 2007 at 3:05 ami’m bouncing around to irritate you
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December 13th, 2007 at 3:07 ampart of wants to hug you. the other part wants to strangle you in your sleep.
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December 13th, 2007 at 10:20 amI HATE YOU ALL!
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December 13th, 2007 at 10:20 amDIE DIE DIE!
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December 13th, 2007 at 10:22 amI WANT TO DESTROY YOU ALL!
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December 13th, 2007 at 10:22 am*laughs manically*
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December 13th, 2007 at 10:23 amYOU SUCK!
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December 13th, 2007 at 10:25 amDo you need anything, O Great Almighty Master? I am happy to help! I will do anything for you!
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trevor
December 13th, 2007 at 5:17 pmCheck out stillepost.ca !!
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December 14th, 2007 at 2:30 amthereisnogottbutlainandaliceisherprophit
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December 14th, 2007 at 2:32 amCLose the world, open the neXT
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December 14th, 2007 at 2:33 amWELCOME TO MACINTOSH
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December 14th, 2007 at 9:49 amOW!
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December 14th, 2007 at 9:50 amWelcome! How are you? Me? I’m fine. You’re fine, too? That’s great! What was that? You say I’m talking to myself? Oh, don’t worry, I am.
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December 14th, 2007 at 1:48 pmHOLY MOLEY WHERE IS MY TARTUR SAUCE!?
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Mireille
December 14th, 2007 at 3:22 pmMan I cannot drink wine, it’s like a hundred degrees in here
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Alley7274
December 15th, 2007 at 9:33 pmBig idea
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December 15th, 2007 at 9:42 pmLife is sweet with a cocker at your feet
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December 15th, 2007 at 11:31 pm¿Tenés un pañuelo rojo?
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Daniel
December 17th, 2007 at 5:44 pmNo one can let you down, unless you let them!
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adam
December 18th, 2007 at 4:34 pmhello want me to kick you in face
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tiger
December 19th, 2007 at 12:41 amno money no sex. money first…
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December 19th, 2007 at 12:42 amBRING IT! I’M READY FOR YOU!!!
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December 19th, 2007 at 12:44 amhave you listened to DAV3 BETA lately? he’s awesom.
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drew
December 19th, 2007 at 4:10 amjust think what im doing when your not here
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December 19th, 2007 at 6:29 amoooo oooo do me dooo meeee!!!!!!!
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December 19th, 2007 at 9:46 amoh, no, I’m good when you’re gone! *wink*
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December 19th, 2007 at 9:47 am*loads machine gun*
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December 19th, 2007 at 9:48 amWhat’s black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
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December 19th, 2007 at 9:49 amblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah….
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Savannah
December 21st, 2007 at 11:36 amMonkeys Rule!!!!!!!!
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Sarah
December 22nd, 2007 at 2:00 amthoughts become things
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dundundudndunnnn
December 25th, 2007 at 6:39 pmwe sofa king we tared haha lol im sorry i had too chese potato penguin people will rule that world!!!!
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December 28th, 2007 at 4:49 amya right, loser
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lee
January 1st, 2008 at 12:35 pmFeliz Año Nuevo
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George
January 4th, 2008 at 6:52 pmYour a vagina, go fuck you self!
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magwa
January 5th, 2008 at 9:56 pmXRT Rules
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rick
January 6th, 2008 at 3:31 pmi kill people
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January 6th, 2008 at 6:26 pmHow about a hot steamy cup of shut the hell up?!!!
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tommy
January 7th, 2008 at 6:20 pmFUCK YO LIFE!!!
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January 9th, 2008 at 9:48 amif you like like knuckle sandwhiches, then you’re in for a picnic.
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January 9th, 2008 at 9:51 amwhere are the widges, you ask? i don’t know. HEY, DON’T LOOK BEHIND THAT-oh, those bloody rags? And that saw? where did those come from? heh heh heh….
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January 9th, 2008 at 9:56 amOMG! Like I totally LOVE like my boyfriend! He’s like so incredably like sweet! He like got me jewelry like at the school dance. Like he’s awesomely awesome!
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January 9th, 2008 at 10:00 amHEY! YOU! YEAH YOU, LOOKING AT ME THROUGH THE MONITOR! THAT’S RIGHT! LET ME OUTTA HERE! I’M HOLDING THE WIDGETS HOSTAGE SO IF YOU DON’T LET ME OUT I’LL KILL THEM ONE AT A TIME! YOU DON’T BELIVE ME? *gun fires* HERE’S ONE DEAD BODY! *dead widget comes flying out of the monitor* SEE? TOLD YOU SO! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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January 9th, 2008 at 10:01 amChuck Noris doesn’t follow the trends…the trends follow him but if he catches you following him, he’ll kill you. No one follows Chuck Noris.
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January 9th, 2008 at 10:06 amChuck Noris visited China once and every woman within 1,000 miles became pregnant. Now you know why China is overpopulated.
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January 9th, 2008 at 10:10 amChuck Noris can slap the back of your face.
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January 9th, 2008 at 10:12 amOnce Chuck Noris made a dictionary but every definition was ‘ a swift roundhouse kick to the face’..
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January 9th, 2008 at 10:13 amChuck Noris was born in the house he built with his own two hands.
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January 9th, 2008 at 10:15 amSadam Husane wasn’t found in a hole in the ground…Chuck Noris kicked him from Kansas and he landed just below the ground below Iraq.
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jjuice
January 10th, 2008 at 2:15 pmi have no life
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Vi
January 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pmZakk Wylde and BLS are my favorite!
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January 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pmTrivium Rock!
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fabric
January 13th, 2008 at 5:04 amwow… i take a long time to load.
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January 15th, 2008 at 10:16 amI hate you, you hate me, i’ll shoot you on MTV with a big fat gun i’ll shoot you in your head oh my god it’s so much fun!
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January 15th, 2008 at 10:24 amHey AERO! What book did you read today? Really? Is it good? It is? Do you think I should read it? You do? Okay! It sounds good. What’s it called again? Oh! I’ve heard of that one! People say it’s good. Me? I read the preview. Huh? Really? That much? Wow! They must be rich! They are? No duh! That’s so obvious! I’m sorry! It’s just kinda out there, you know? You have to go? Ok, see you later!
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penis
January 15th, 2008 at 5:22 pmI love to eat tacos
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Some Guy
January 15th, 2008 at 7:59 pmYou are totally like my bff forever and ever. I want to hug you, and kiss you. Come here right now! I SAID come here!! DON’T MAKE ME COME OUT THERE!!
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January 16th, 2008 at 9:46 amI LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!
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January 16th, 2008 at 9:49 amblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah….
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January 17th, 2008 at 9:44 amChuck Noris is the reason that Waldo is hiding.
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January 17th, 2008 at 9:45 amKids look under the bed for the Boogyman, and the Boogyman looks under the bed for Chuck Noris.
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January 18th, 2008 at 8:36 pmIf you laid out all of Mr. T’s chains end to end he would kick your sorry ass!
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char e r e
January 20th, 2008 at 4:42 pmthis book is written by booger
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poopy
January 24th, 2008 at 3:32 ameliza is a smelly girl!
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January 24th, 2008 at 3:36 ameliza is a weird little girl
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poos
January 24th, 2008 at 3:49 pmmake ball!
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January 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pmtaco, burrito, what’s that coming out of my speedo?
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January 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pmtuna toots
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January 24th, 2008 at 3:52 pmlet reba rock the bass!
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January 24th, 2008 at 3:52 pmvaga dentatta
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January 24th, 2008 at 3:53 pmit scratches its naked belliez that R bigzz then mine.
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January 24th, 2008 at 4:00 pmtater tits!
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January 24th, 2008 at 4:06 pmle capi is a cheap rip off of tank girl!
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boob
January 25th, 2008 at 11:58 amI need to go make ball
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January 25th, 2008 at 11:59 amThere’s no such thing as a free ball.
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January 25th, 2008 at 12:00 pmLorelulz
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damiera
January 25th, 2008 at 2:41 pmThe vested concerns are everything but true
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We’ll slip away
Call the answers everything but truth
Balance to be ahead of the impulsive impatience
Slowing yourself to live the
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January 25th, 2008 at 3:03 pmI love brooklynne
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January 27th, 2008 at 1:57 amI♥ BROCCOLI
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January 27th, 2008 at 1:58 amAT LEAST HAVE THE COURTESY TO TURN AWAY WHILE I PUKE WHEN I LOOK AT YOU
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January 27th, 2008 at 2:00 amwhy do i walk around? WHY do i walk around???
because my bladders bursting D:
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January 27th, 2008 at 2:02 am我爱你. do u understand that? betcha dont. Go out somemore.
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January 27th, 2008 at 2:05 amTELL ME WHAT TO SSAY?????!!!! YOURE NOT MY KEEPER!!!!!! D:
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poop
January 27th, 2008 at 4:36 pmwe alll love poop
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c
January 29th, 2008 at 10:11 amBig up yourself
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January 29th, 2008 at 10:12 amJah love
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January 29th, 2008 at 10:19 amJah loves you
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January 29th, 2008 at 10:19 amI’m going to interstellar flight soon and you can’t come unless you are are nice to me
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January 29th, 2008 at 11:06 amIt says I love youuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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January 29th, 2008 at 11:07 amThankfully my pants do stretch
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January 29th, 2008 at 11:09 amgirlllll get nassstyyyyyyyyyyy
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January 29th, 2008 at 11:11 amI’ve got a dirty little soucret…
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January 29th, 2008 at 11:11 amcatscratch needs to come in ON TIME…
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January 29th, 2008 at 11:13 amthis is how we go out
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January 29th, 2008 at 11:15 ambobble head catscratch
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January 29th, 2008 at 11:16 amshake it if you want to hear more
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January 29th, 2008 at 12:20 pmsquat like you mean it
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January 29th, 2008 at 3:15 pmI love Brooklynne Rose
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larph
January 29th, 2008 at 11:44 pmring ring ring that’s my cell
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January 29th, 2008 at 11:45 pmcan you hear my beat talkin’????
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January 30th, 2008 at 1:05 pmblacks are black!
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January 30th, 2008 at 1:05 pmfart wolf
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January 30th, 2008 at 1:06 pmthat is the door slam of toots!
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January 30th, 2008 at 1:08 pmlorelawls!
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January 30th, 2008 at 1:08 pmyour chea pet is dead
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January 30th, 2008 at 1:18 pmBYE BITCH!
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January 31st, 2008 at 10:29 amSEE YA WHORE!
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January 31st, 2008 at 10:29 amtoot nuggets
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January 31st, 2008 at 10:30 ammake scrawl
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January 31st, 2008 at 10:31 amhobby lobby
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January 31st, 2008 at 10:36 amkyle is a giant baby
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January 31st, 2008 at 10:36 amyou’ve got crazy baby eyes
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January 31st, 2008 at 10:38 amfart font
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January 31st, 2008 at 1:45 pmall that shitters is not gold
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January 31st, 2008 at 2:05 pmbuldge tower
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Samuel
January 31st, 2008 at 2:14 pmWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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February 1st, 2008 at 2:13 pmWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! ! ! EEEEEE :Lolmamammammamammamam
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Joe
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:10 amwatch me squirm
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love hurts
February 2nd, 2008 at 9:20 amwithout you, each beat of my heart falls to the ground
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February 2nd, 2008 at 9:25 amlife was so much easier when boys had cooties
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February 2nd, 2008 at 8:07 pmOld enough to pee, old enough for me!!!
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stuart
February 3rd, 2008 at 2:27 pmI wanted fast food for lunch and my mommy said what do we say about fast food and i said i don’t wanna say and she said what does mama say and i said fast food leads to a fast death but i said i wanted it anyway and she said no and thats final so i locked myself in the station wagon and she said open the door stuart and i said no and thats final then she went to go the wooden spoon to beat me and thats when i ran away to the mall!
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February 3rd, 2008 at 2:47 pmlet me do IT!
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February 3rd, 2008 at 2:57 pmwhere did his eyes go?
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February 3rd, 2008 at 2:57 pmmove! i need room!
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La Capi
February 5th, 2008 at 12:33 amShh Don’t tell the other widgets that i know but i think there’s a conspiracy against me.
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Destiny
February 7th, 2008 at 1:18 amOMG KOALA!!!
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February 7th, 2008 at 1:35 amTyrese plus
Tyrese plus Brook,the perfect match,no one can stop the two,love is always in the air when them two are together,awwww,itz so beautiful to see them kiss,but i don’t wanna see what they be doin when no one is around,lol,TY+BK=LOVE
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February 7th, 2008 at 1:36 amTyrese plus Brook,the perfect match,no one can stop the two,love is always in the air when them two are together,awwww,itz so beautiful to see them kiss,but i don’t wanna see what they be doin when no one is around,lol,TY+BK=LOVE!!!!
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The Garrett
February 7th, 2008 at 8:18 pmI’m a Juggernaut! Don’t ask questions!
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February 8th, 2008 at 3:27 amI see you Aaron Larson!! I know you’re out there!!
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February 9th, 2008 at 12:40 amPi=3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820
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February 9th, 2008 at 12:45 amI’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt so sexy that it hurts!
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tomtom
February 9th, 2008 at 8:35 amive pood myself
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liana
February 10th, 2008 at 10:14 pmI LOVE LIANA SHE IS SO HOT!!!!
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February 11th, 2008 at 12:56 ami’m gonna go eat a waffle…. k? bye.
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Sally
February 13th, 2008 at 7:55 pmBacon is the candy of meats.
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MeL
February 15th, 2008 at 4:58 pmIm so pretty, Oh so Pretty!!!
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February 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pmSally you suck!
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February 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pmI like fish sticks!!!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:07 pmBite me, Melinda!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:07 pmWhat are you looking at Dumb Ass!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:08 pmDie in a fire!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:11 pmI’m riding mah pony!!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:12 pmYo Quiero Taco Bell!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:16 pmBlah Blah you say potato and i say Hippopotamus
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:22 pmGet back to work!!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:23 pmSweet Christmas, Spider-man!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:24 pmdo be do be do!!! Strangers in night!!!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:25 pmIm the next American Idol
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:32 pmYou had me at Hello!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:32 pmYou complete me!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:36 pmThis is my thinking cap. It thinks you are dumb.
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:38 pmMy hot asian boyfriend had me at “Herro.”
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:41 pmBitoch!!!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:43 pmSimon says touch your nose!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:43 pmAh Crumba!!!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pmTaste the rainbow
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:47 pmWhat ever floats your boat and tickles your pickle
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batgrrrl
February 15th, 2008 at 5:57 pmDude!
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February 15th, 2008 at 5:57 pmSally likes trumbones
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February 15th, 2008 at 6:29 pmBreathe deeply with a machine gun.
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February 15th, 2008 at 6:30 pmVeronica is my backdoor lover.
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February 15th, 2008 at 6:30 pmmmmmmmm! Burnt Donuts!
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February 15th, 2008 at 6:39 pmOuch!!
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February 15th, 2008 at 6:40 pmI didnt do it, no one saw me do it.
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kacey
February 15th, 2008 at 6:49 pmWant some of this
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February 15th, 2008 at 7:21 pmSpank you very much!
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February 15th, 2008 at 7:26 pmIt looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit all the branches!
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February 15th, 2008 at 7:29 pmRoses are red , violets are blue, I couldn’t find anyone better so I settled for you!
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February 15th, 2008 at 7:31 pmKiss me where I pee from!
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February 18th, 2008 at 11:52 amWhoa Michelle! lookin good
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February 18th, 2008 at 11:56 amNice grill Sally!
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llh
February 18th, 2008 at 12:01 pmArt departments smell funny.
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February 18th, 2008 at 12:18 pmKreesty ees de best
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February 18th, 2008 at 12:23 pmI slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
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February 18th, 2008 at 1:16 pm“Work, yeah I tried that once. Worst 7 minutes of my life.
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February 18th, 2008 at 1:17 pmIf a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose?
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February 18th, 2008 at 1:18 pmIf Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
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February 18th, 2008 at 1:20 pmGod put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.
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February 18th, 2008 at 1:23 pmI used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.
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February 18th, 2008 at 1:30 pmI just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
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Princess
February 18th, 2008 at 5:53 pmhello ella bella!!!
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February 19th, 2008 at 2:55 pm…On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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February 21st, 2008 at 1:36 pmLearn to punctuate, y’all.
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February 22nd, 2008 at 2:42 amHEY ST, how ya doin? yea, this thing is pretty cool =)
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charles
February 24th, 2008 at 2:35 pmI feel very good looking today =D
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February 24th, 2008 at 2:37 pmCHIGGA CHEESE!!!=P
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February 24th, 2008 at 2:38 pmI WANNA TAKE YOU DOWN!! I REALLY WANNA TAKE YOU DOWN!!
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February 24th, 2008 at 2:40 pmMY LIFE IS LIKE BAD SEX..MAYBE IM DOIN’ IT WRONG…=/
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February 24th, 2008 at 2:44 pmCLUB SCEEN!!!!!!! CLUB SCEEN!!!!!
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February 24th, 2008 at 2:45 pmLADIES AND GENTLE MEN…..
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I KNO WAT U WANT…..
THE PRINCESS PLAYA….
HER NAME IS LENEA!!!! -
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February 24th, 2008 at 2:57 pmim too cool for school
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Silver
February 26th, 2008 at 11:00 amThis is Lestat. I have come to drink from you all!
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Micheal
February 26th, 2008 at 1:11 pmKing of Cool is a superhero http://www.myspace.com/rainewash
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February 26th, 2008 at 1:12 pmmp3 before everyone else http://www.myspace.com/rainewash
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riah
March 1st, 2008 at 2:15 pmYOLA PEOPLE OF EARTH WUT B POPPIN?!
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March 1st, 2008 at 2:41 pmFer sure maybe fer sure not Fer sure eh fer sure bomb Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard Look at the mess we made tonight Kick off your stilettos Kick off your stilettos And fuck me in the backseat Fuck me in the backseat
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March 1st, 2008 at 9:28 pmFer sure maybe fer sure not
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March 2nd, 2008 at 8:52 pmHow do you keep an a-hole in suspense?
… I’ll tell you tomorrow.
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hehe
March 12th, 2008 at 1:15 pmHEHE im hyper! kill me now!!
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March 16th, 2008 at 1:49 pmSweet, peaceful, eyelash spiders! Live in love by the oceans of my eyes!
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Helena
March 17th, 2008 at 1:48 pmCross my heart and hope to die, clothes make-up boys and lies, Forever there until the end, thats the definition of true best friends.
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March 19th, 2008 at 7:51 amdit lijkt godverdomme wel een sprookjesbos hiero
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Valentina
April 1st, 2008 at 4:30 pmhow r u
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April 2nd, 2008 at 1:29 pmweb stallion
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April 2nd, 2008 at 1:30 pmand she was like “yeah, that’s good”
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April 2nd, 2008 at 1:31 pmdon’t let the ground get you down!
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mokisis
April 5th, 2008 at 8:00 pmAcross the Universe the movie is a Sweet Trip!
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La Capi
April 8th, 2008 at 8:30 pmYou are SOOOOO AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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jaqjaq
April 12th, 2008 at 10:46 pmelectronic music: myspace.com/jaqeeeb
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April 12th, 2008 at 10:47 pmmyspace.com/jaqeeeb
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April 17th, 2008 at 9:21 amDon’t touch me, I’m a total dick-face liar…
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Crystal
April 18th, 2008 at 2:48 pmOh Hai!
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April 19th, 2008 at 4:10 pmHey bitches i am bored want to smoke?
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Supah Cheeze
April 20th, 2008 at 4:23 pmSweet sweet buttons!
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April 23rd, 2008 at 4:39 pmJEG ER EN ABE!
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April 26th, 2008 at 4:02 pmThis is Nucking Futs
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Bob Snob
May 19th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
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Mat
May 21st, 2008 at 6:21 pmLalalala
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steve
May 24th, 2008 at 3:51 amWhat wonderful wonders are you wondering about?
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karlen
May 25th, 2008 at 10:59 pmhey dude. whatsup?
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maddi
May 29th, 2008 at 11:25 amshow me the ♥
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HAHA
May 30th, 2008 at 2:52 pmI think you look good hello I kill you
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DANNY
June 1st, 2008 at 3:16 pmWTF DNT TOUCH M3
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June 2nd, 2008 at 3:05 amhey there sexy
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June 2nd, 2008 at 9:19 amim a dumb as hobo
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merry
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:40 pmHEY GUYS! Im so bored!
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June 2nd, 2008 at 1:42 pmHey guys, thanks for taking me in from the adoption center.
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June 2nd, 2008 at 1:43 pmlove your ass
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June 2nd, 2008 at 2:15 pmI love your cock~my pussy is so wet just looking at it…. u make me moan…
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cassandra
June 2nd, 2008 at 2:16 pmlove your tits b
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June 5th, 2008 at 1:43 pmoh stick it in me as far as possible` my pussy is so wet
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Nina phelps
June 6th, 2008 at 12:41 amFuck me harder your dick is so huge my pussy is soaked
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June 6th, 2008 at 2:03 pmMy pussy is so wet from just looking at it… once you stick it in me it’ll me even more f’n wet….
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susie
June 6th, 2008 at 2:05 pmHelp me! a giant monster coak is chasing me….OHHH! Its in me…ohhhh harder harder!
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lover
June 6th, 2008 at 2:06 pmfuck it fuck it fuck it!!! Now lick it, its soaking wet! ohhh yeah…..
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June 6th, 2008 at 2:07 pmfuck it fuck it fuck it!!! Now lick it, its soaking wet!
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June 6th, 2008 at 2:07 pmu can bite my tits it’ll make me squirt….raor
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June 6th, 2008 at 2:08 pmu can bite my tits it’ll make me squirt…. oh yeah go ohhhh
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peaches
June 7th, 2008 at 4:42 pmold enough to pee old enough for me!!!
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June 14th, 2008 at 1:48 pmWasabi Snooters anyone?
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June 19th, 2008 at 9:02 pmstoopid potty mouth kids!!!
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cheese
June 24th, 2008 at 4:24 pmu look ugly
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laurajs
June 25th, 2008 at 8:33 pmi find you strangely attractive, then again.. im blind
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Person
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:04 amI AM A WIDGET! RAWR! RAWR! ok im bored now…..
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July 4th, 2008 at 4:56 amHi, sailor. I town for good? Or in town for fun!
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sneesh!
July 4th, 2008 at 1:45 pmfuck me harder! yeah. suck on my titties whilst i rub my wet clit…
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carl
July 16th, 2008 at 2:37 pmu suck my vlit bithcs
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Elise
July 24th, 2008 at 10:42 amNever give up!
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July 24th, 2008 at 10:42 amBe brave and believe in yourself and you’ll never go wrong!
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August 15th, 2008 at 3:05 amScot Mull is a perv
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August 15th, 2008 at 3:06 amScott Mull knocked up a 17 year old
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August 15th, 2008 at 3:07 am717 877 2013
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Trekker Head
September 5th, 2008 at 8:05 pmCapt. Kirk likes green pussy!
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September 10th, 2008 at 2:33 ami’m a talking widget how
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September 17th, 2008 at 4:32 amI’m a dope ass crack whore.
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September 17th, 2008 at 9:29 pmSUCK MAH DICK.
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September 28th, 2008 at 12:10 amI’m a LEPRECHAUN!
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October 2nd, 2008 at 9:47 ami want to know how many people are voting for mccain
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October 2nd, 2008 at 9:48 ami want to know how many people are voting for mccain or barack obama
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October 5th, 2008 at 12:55 amI’m voting for Barack Obama!
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hiya
October 10th, 2008 at 3:42 amYO I AM A SMELLY SKIRT WEARING MAN
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October 14th, 2008 at 4:29 amFirst there were grits, and then there were shits, who knows what species had made these feces?
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October 14th, 2008 at 4:31 amOver the under, and around the through, for reality is smitten and covered with glue.
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October 15th, 2008 at 3:07 amBananas are sublime!
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October 15th, 2008 at 3:09 amIs it dark outside, or are the windows painted?
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October 15th, 2008 at 3:12 amSnuggle the fabric softener bear must die!
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October 15th, 2008 at 7:45 amDeath to the Klingon menace!
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October 15th, 2008 at 7:51 amThe universe doesn’t really exist, you’re just imagining things.
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October 15th, 2008 at 8:06 amCats are really just effeminate dogs .
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October 15th, 2008 at 8:12 amIf the fish farts, ALL the elephants get cancer
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October 15th, 2008 at 8:13 amIf I fall short, will I be taller when I get up?
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Jeff
October 28th, 2008 at 11:12 amRemember, a mind is a terrible thing to taste
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October 28th, 2008 at 11:16 amAbsinthe makes the farts grow stronger
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October 28th, 2008 at 11:18 amMy fellow Americans, I come to you with a heavy spleen
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October 28th, 2008 at 11:23 amFourscore, and seven gruntsnorts ago, our countrymen farted and the world swooned
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Taynos
November 13th, 2008 at 1:19 amTO LEGS!
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November 13th, 2008 at 1:51 amI SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD
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November 13th, 2008 at 1:52 amSmoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
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November 13th, 2008 at 1:52 amYou’re so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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November 13th, 2008 at 1:55 amSex on television can’t hurt you… unless you fall off.
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November 13th, 2008 at 1:55 amI love defenseless animals, especially in gravy.
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November 21st, 2008 at 11:25 amLegs, is the word of the day. Let’s help spread the word!
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t.nilssen
December 11th, 2008 at 9:55 amshud C vritten a letter
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December 11th, 2008 at 9:59 amyes hvat ells
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December 11th, 2008 at 10:00 amfor fun
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December 11th, 2008 at 10:03 am……….
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Toxic12
December 13th, 2008 at 1:37 pmSex on the table can hut you, unless you serve the bad plate.
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Nevah
December 21st, 2008 at 2:41 amI am jumping in front of you! Rwwaaar!
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blahhh
December 21st, 2008 at 3:21 pmhey, you, ya you, go home, NOWWW
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blahhh
December 21st, 2008 at 3:22 pmhey, you, ya, you! stop, right now….ya, stop
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Antoni
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:24 amMake a cup of tea using flowers from the garden.
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Karen
December 23rd, 2008 at 7:30 amWhy don’t Southern Girls attend orgies?
Too many Thank You cards to write…
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Sam Ray
December 24th, 2008 at 9:05 pmBouncyBouncyBouncy
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Shereeee
December 27th, 2008 at 9:03 amhello! this is pretty rad, sheree is heaps rad
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violinista
December 28th, 2008 at 5:13 ammuah
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December 30th, 2008 at 7:59 pmI CAN SEEEEEE UUU
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January 14th, 2009 at 5:59 amBagpipes frighten me
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January 14th, 2009 at 6:01 amMoldy pig guts are fun!
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joe
January 14th, 2009 at 2:54 pmshut up bitch
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RLD
January 15th, 2009 at 2:22 amsi hay, pero no tenemos
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pete
January 15th, 2009 at 5:12 pm真是笨！
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January 19th, 2009 at 3:06 ampls. don’t look at me, your to ugly
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January 29th, 2009 at 11:08 amtest!
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February 1st, 2009 at 8:47 pmill pay you 20 bucks for it
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TEO
February 6th, 2009 at 1:16 ami kiss a girl & i lik…. tralalala
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February 10th, 2009 at 2:14 pmi am awake…. hello world
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Rodrigo
February 24th, 2009 at 10:41 pmPúchalas
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Rachel
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:20 pmI can feel my ovaries churning!
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Darayus
March 8th, 2009 at 3:32 amHey, wanna drink a cup of coffee with me?
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March 12th, 2009 at 4:36 amlol owned!
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Bilbo
March 17th, 2009 at 3:41 pmRats started breeding with bird flu stricken birds and created a whole new type of AIDS!
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March 17th, 2009 at 3:54 pmI’ve got warts all over my ass and genitalia!
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March 17th, 2009 at 3:55 pmHey does this hunch on my back make me look fat?
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March 17th, 2009 at 3:56 pmWhy is it when I try to hug the mentally handicapped they run away?
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March 17th, 2009 at 3:56 pmThere is a strange odor emanating from my unders…
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March 17th, 2009 at 3:57 pmPull my finger!
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March 17th, 2009 at 3:59 pmServed with roasted child.
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March 17th, 2009 at 4:00 pmMaybe I should save this booger for later?
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March 17th, 2009 at 4:01 pmWhy does my finger smell… Oh! I remember…
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Pippa
April 12th, 2009 at 4:04 pmHey Buddy, your neck looks like a sideways ass. Just thought you might wanna know!
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Pippa
April 12th, 2009 at 4:05 pmYOUR NECK LOOKS LIKE A SIDEWAYS ASS! Just thought you should know…
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April 12th, 2009 at 5:09 pmLooking for all your files? I just decided to erase them all! Enjoy your spring cleaning!
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charlie
April 17th, 2009 at 8:38 pmYouth is wasted on the stupid.
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mac
May 27th, 2009 at 2:29 pmhey wasup im the coolest mac on the planet
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Sophii
June 4th, 2009 at 2:30 amYou should get your get your dog checked out… of course it might be put down for being too ugly!
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im who i am
June 4th, 2009 at 9:18 amyour voice is like a duck’s quack, not a cat’s meaw. thought u might wanna know
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June 4th, 2009 at 9:20 amyou’re a bitch. keep that in mind.
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June 4th, 2009 at 9:23 amHomework is the worst thing that ever happened in my life.
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June 4th, 2009 at 9:25 amYou know, you could use some girl shampoo and girl soap and girl perfume and girl make up.really
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June 4th, 2009 at 9:29 amhmm…get the manicurist over here…NOW. my fingernail’s edge got a little tiny winny cut and it looks terrible.
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I am who i am(duuh)
June 14th, 2009 at 1:17 pmIf that your face, or did your neck vomit?
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June 15th, 2009 at 11:13 amThis helmet is for my personal happy fun time! It\’s also to keep my head from getting stuck in my ass!
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June 23rd, 2009 at 1:27 pmI’m a trekkie, but that new Star Trek movie blows and swallows!
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July 1st, 2009 at 8:12 pmDoes anyone have a match? Your face and my ass! HAH!
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July 5th, 2009 at 12:48 amYour mother hates you, and she dresses you funny!
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joker!~!!!
September 1st, 2009 at 5:24 amFUCK NACHOS!!!!!
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Shizophrenik
September 11th, 2009 at 5:46 pmкруто..взяла почти все))
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Prosperie
September 12th, 2009 at 1:16 amAll things considered, the path they seam to be taking isnt clear. With all do respects I hope I dotn offend anyone by saying this.
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September 12th, 2009 at 9:16 amalf goodfella gonna rock house
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September 12th, 2009 at 8:21 pmHi, Ugh, I liked! So clear and positively.
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September 13th, 2009 at 10:36 pmgeophysics antennae detections trembling Assyrianizes innumerable .
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September 15th, 2009 at 3:39 ami’m sent from the future to destroy yoooooou!
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September 15th, 2009 at 2:36 pmНу прямо в точку, что ещё можно сказать. Только не могу понять, куда пропал автор?
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September 15th, 2009 at 2:48 pmНе знаю как и кому, но лично мне понравилось, то, что опубликовал автор. Действительно интересно
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September 15th, 2009 at 3:32 pmGreatings, Ugh, I liked! So clear and positively.
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September 15th, 2009 at 3:48 pmОй, благодарю.
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September 15th, 2009 at 8:30 pmПрисоединяюсь. Так бывает. Давайте обсудим этот вопрос. Здесь или в PM.
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September 15th, 2009 at 8:35 pmУважаемый администратор, у меня информация распаложена странным образом у Вас на сайте, с чем это связано? просто у меня монитор 15 дюймов , это может повлеять?
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September 15th, 2009 at 9:42 pmПочему Вы так думаете? У меня своё мнение на этот счёт. Но тем не менее материал интесный и прост для восприятия
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September 15th, 2009 at 9:43 pmДа уж, прочитал статью, автор, а Вы где взяли эти выводы и цитаты?
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September 16th, 2009 at 1:56 amА я как всегда поинтересуюсь не по теме: а где найти источник?
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September 16th, 2009 at 4:24 amПосмотрел предыдущие комментарии, в целом соглашусь, хотя есть и своё мнение на этот счёт.
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September 16th, 2009 at 7:19 amСпасибо, может, я тоже могу Вам чем-то помочь?
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September 16th, 2009 at 11:47 amПознавательная статья, обязательно добавлю в избранное для того, что бы следить за обновлениями
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September 16th, 2009 at 11:47 amА будет ли продолжение данного материала? А то мне кажется, что он немного не закончен
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September 16th, 2009 at 2:22 pmмда, с последними строчкой не согласен ))
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